A Snippet from my daily ramblings with shAq

>>Aankha: We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?
~ Abraham Lincoln

>>Aankha: Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
~ Nietzsche

>>Aankha: If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
~ Thomas Szasz

>>Aankha: Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.
~ Jean Rostand

>>Aankha: I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
~ Mohandas Gandhi

>>shAq: ok... why are you going into god business?

>>shAq: that last one applies to all

>>Aankha: it is soooooooo ironically funny

>>shAq: God books from Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy are also funny.

>>shAq: do you remember the name?

>>shaQ: names?

>>Aankha: yeah?? haven't read any!!

>>shAq: leh..

>>shAq: wait

>>shAq:Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?

>>Aankha: eh those! yeah.

>>Aankha: can we read them??

>>shAq: yes.. if you can procure a hyperspace reality switch improbability drive or something like that.. i guess.

>>Aankha: OR i just might have to befriend an alien that shares 3 of the same mothers as the President of the galaxy, and then get myself a house that would be torn down the day Earth was scheduled to be demolished...........

>>Aankha: oh and wake up with a hangover that day!